this thing is long as hell
THE FIRST...
First best friend: Jerry Martina
First car: no comment
First real kiss: shit i dunno
First break-up: catherine
First screen name:phatL106
First album: gangsta songs for toddlers
First funeral: granpa
First pet: Tweetie the bird
First piercing: none
First credit card: None
First true love: shit my teddy bear
THE LAST TIME...
Last cigarette: cancer sticks blow!
Last car ride: Today
Last kiss: a week possibly maybe 10 years
Last good cry: last football game
Last library book checked out: i dont read
Last beverage drank: h2o
Last food consumed: peanut butter fuckin m&ms
Last phone call: grandma.... she told me i sounded sick
Last time showered: dis mornin before work
Last shoes worn: new balance
Last CD played: best of grand funk railroad that shit is off the hook!
Last item bought: prolly food cuz im a fatass
Last annoyance: what doesnt piss me off
Last disappointment: finding out that weed is illegal
Last time wanting to die: fuck i love life
Last shirt worn: gsu football camp
Last word you said: itch
Last song you sang: move bitch
What is in your CD player? crunk juice
What color socks are you wearing?: bare feet motherbleeper im to gangster for socks
What Color underwear are you wearing?: red and white snow flake
What's under your bed?: i dont even know mass shit
What time did you wake up today?:8
CURRENT THINGS...
Current music: me freestylin!
Current taste: air
Current hair: nappy
Current desktop picture: windows thing
Current Book: Othello shakespeare is a pimp
Current time-wasting wish: want to go pee but to lazy to get up
Current hate: white people
(1) Your gender: male
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight
(3) Single?: Yes
(4) Want to be?: hell nah
(5) Your birth day: october 6
(6) Age you act: proly 6
(7) Age you wish you were: 21
(8) Your height: 6'2"
(9) The color of your eyes: green ithink i cant see them
(10) Happy with it?: no i want glow in the dark ones
(11) The color of your hair: light brown/ blond
(12) Happy with it?: ummmmmm ok
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: Right
(14) Your living arrangement?: in a house?
(27) Your family: my mom dad and sis who is at college
(30) Piercings?: none
(31) Tattoos?: i want like 10000000000
(32) Obsessions?: food! and you
(35) Do you speak another language? kind of german
(36) Have a favorite quote? "fuck the fycking fucker"
(37) Do you have a webpage?: does lj count?
DEEP THOUGHTS
(38) Do you live in the moment?: live like ur goin to die tomorrow
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: 2 words anger management
(40) Do you have any secrets?: YES
(41) Do you hate yourself?: no but i dont like things
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: i cant read it
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: ummm proly eating
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: your fat wait thats not a compliment.....
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: crazy ass white boy
(46) What's your biggest fear?: barry manilo!
(47) Can you sing: hell yea!
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: yea but i dont mean to
(49) Are you a loner?: kinda
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: i am one funny mofo
(52) Are you a daredevil?: kinda
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Yeah
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: aggressive most def
(55) Have you got a ?: what
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? humor anger
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself?: my anger/fatness.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: love
(59) How do you vent?: liftin weights
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: yea but i can only take so much before i snap
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: im not dead
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: dont pick a fight u know u cant win
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: hair /eyes
(65) And least?: my fat all over
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: hell no im fat!
(67) Are you confident?: in some things
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: chris farley
(69) Do people know how you feel?: no
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: yea
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: not cigs
(72) Do drugs?: maybe
(73) Read the newspaper?: yes
(74) Pray?: I used too
(75) Go to church? : seldomly
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: Yeah
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: yes
(78) Take walks in the rain?: not alone
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes
(80) Drive?: Temps
(81) Like to drive fast?: nope im apussy
HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?: what kind of questions is that
(83) Hurt yourself?: yea
(84) Been out of the country?: i have been to canada eh and el mexico
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: Yeah
(86) Burped?: i just did
(87) Been unfaithful?: Yeah
(88) Been in love?: again my teddy bear
(89) Done drugs?: maybe
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: yes
(92) Had a surgery?: not that i know of
(93) Ran away from home?: once but i got lost
(94) Played strip poker: yea
(95) Gotten beaten up?: hell nah i beat bitches up
(97) Been picked on?: Yeah
(98) Been on stage?: Yeah
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: all the time
(100) Slept outdoors?: Yeah
(101) Thought about suicide?: Who hasn't
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: sleep is for queers
(103) If yes, what is your record?: just over 2days
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: no
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: No
(107) Slept all day?: shit yea
(108) Killed someone?: no but i am looking for a first
(109) Made out with a stranger?: possibly alcohol does crazy shit
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: hell no
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: yes
(112) Kissed the same sex?: i dont like the penis
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? islapped my football teammates on the ass
(114) Been betrayed?: Yeah
(115) Had a dream that came true?: kinda
(116) Broken the law?: yes
(117) Met a famous person?: yes
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: haha a bat that was the craziest shit ever
(146) Stolen anything?: im a gangster
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: Yes
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: yea i messed those bitches up
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: more like anger breakdown
(150) Considered religious vocation?: hell no
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: most people think im to big o snap!!!!!(that was a joke)
(152) Bungee jumped?: No
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes
CLOTHES
(154) Shoe brand?: addis/new balance
(155) Brand of clothing?: fubu
(156) Cologne/perfume?: b.o.
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: hoodie !
(159) Wear hats?: i used to all the time but not so much anymore
(161) Wear make-up?: im not a metrosexual
(162) Favorite place to shop?: proly dicks
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: man thongs(yet another joke)
(164) Are you trendy?: hell no
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: i think we should go naked
BELIEFS
(166) Believe in life on other planets?: sure
(167) Miracles?: hmm i dunno
(168) Astrology?: aswhatame
(169) Magic?: no
(170) God?: i beleive in a supreme being
(171) Satan?: yes
(172) Santa?: until some a-hole told me was retarded
(173) Ghosts?: hm maybe
(174) Luck?: hell yea
(175) Love at first sight?: yes
(176) Yin and Yang? no but i do beleive in pull my wang(another joke)
(177) Witches?: snap no
(178) Easter bunny?: same as santa
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: no
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: hell yea
(181) Do you wish on stars?: u cant see them in the city anymore
LOVE...
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: Yes
(183) Do you remember your first love?: my teddy bear
(184) Still love him/her?: it is forever
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: no
(186) What do you find romantic?: i dunno
(187) Turn-on?: bootiliciousness
(188) Turn-off?: dont laugh at my jokes
(189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: No
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: i would hit that
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: knowing
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: i dont give a shit
(203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: of course..... not it is called fat and i am plagued by it
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: they have no penis
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they judge way to much
(207) What's the last present someone gave you?: shit i think xmas
(208) Are you in love?: teddy bear
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: i am lacking in that department
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: holla at them then they would be like eww ur fat and i would cry
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: barry manilo
(212) You wanted to kill?: his name starts with a j and ends with an ake
(213) That you laughed at?: myself
(214) That laughed at you?: my mom
(215) That turned you on?: you!
(216) You went shopping with?: my mommy
(217) That broke your heart?: the a-hole told me that there was no santathe
(218) To disappoint you?: hm prolly jihad muhammed
(219) To ask you out?: shit girls dont ask guys out but i wish they did
(220) To make you cry?: a-hole told me that there was no santa
(221) To brighten up your day?:jeffrey adam levine with his sparkling white smile
(222) That you thought about?: jesus
(223) You saw a movie with? jeff
(224) You talked to on the phone?: my grandma
(225) You talked to through IM?: joe
(226) You saw?: My mom
(227) You lost?: i lost my wallet
(229) You thought was completely insane?: myself
(230) You wanted to be?: anyone who can dunk from the free throw line
(231) You told off?: jeff
(232) You trusted?: joe
(233) You turned down?: i am puzzled bu the question
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: today
(235) Laughed?: today
(236) Cried? end of football
(237) Bought something?: i lost money in poker game
(238) Danced?: sat
(239) Were sarcastic?:never(right now)
(240) hugged someone?: today
(241) Talked to an ex?: i dunno
(242) Watched your fave movie?: long ass time
(243) Had a nightmare?: last night
(245) Talked on the phone?: like 3 hours ago
(246) Listened to the radio?: right now
(247) Watched TV?: right now
(248) Went out?: i dunno
(249) Helped someone?: today
(250) Were mean?: umm lst night
(251) Sang?: i sing all the time
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: xmas break
(253) Said "I love you"?: too long
(254) Missed someone?: right now
(255) Fought with a family member?: Today
(256) Fought with a friend?: last night
(257) Had a serious conversation?: yesterday
(258) Got drunk?: last weekend
(259) Had sex?: no comment
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